75 Hilarious Short Jokes That Will Make You Giggle

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Whats the best thing about SwitzerlandWhats the best thing about Switzerland

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I invented a word!I invented a word!

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Did you hear about the mathematician whos afraid of negative numbers?Did you hear about the mathematician whos afraid of negative numbers?

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Why do we tell actors to break a leg?Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a barHelvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the roadYesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road

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Short jokes - how many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Math jokeShort jokes - how many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Math joke

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Knock! Knock! Whos there?Knock! Knock! Whos there?

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

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A woman in labour suddenly shoutedA woman in labour suddenly shouted

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A bear walks into a barA bear walks into a bar

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Short jokes - Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?Short jokes - Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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Why dont scientists trust atoms?Why dont scientists trust atoms?

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Why did the chicken go to the seance?Why did the chicken go to the seance?

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Where are average things manufactured?Where are average things manufactured?

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How do you drown a hipster?How do you drown a hipster?

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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

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What does a nosy pepper do?What does a nosy pepper do?

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Short Jokes - piratesShort Jokes - pirates

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Why cant you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?Why cant you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

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How do you keep a bagel from getting away?How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

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Doctor jokeDoctor joke

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

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Why should the number 288 never be mentionedWhy should the number 288 never be mentioned

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Tin Man jokeTin Man joke

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Bald man jokeBald man joke

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Short jokes - What rhymes with orangeShort jokes - What rhymes with orange

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?What did the left eye say to the right eye?

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What do you call a fake noodle?What do you call a fake noodle?

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How do you make a tissue dance?How do you make a tissue dance?

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What did the 0 say to the 8?What did the 0 say to the 8?

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Pony jokePony joke

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What did one hat say to the other?What did one hat say to the other?

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Magic dog jokeMagic dog joke

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Shark jokeShark joke

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Whats orange and sounds like a carrot?Whats orange and sounds like a carrot?

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Dinosaur jokeDinosaur joke

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Short jokes - And then it dawned on meShort jokes - And then it dawned on me

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Pirate jokePirate joke

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Frog jokeFrog joke

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Buffalo jokeBuffalo joke

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What is an astronauts favourite part on a computer?What is an astronauts favourite part on a computer?

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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

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Grammar jokeGrammar joke

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

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Scrabble jokeScrabble joke

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Marriage jokeMarriage joke

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Calendar jokeCalendar joke

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Short jokes - Time flies like an arrowShort jokes - Time flies like an arrow

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Poetry jokePoetry joke

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Batman jokeBatman joke

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

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What do you get from a pampered cow?What do you get from a pampered cow?

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Basketball jokeBasketball joke

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What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

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Why did the M&M go to school?Why did the M&M go to school?

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Why do bees have sticky hair?Why do bees have sticky hair?

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Short jokes - What did the cop say to his belly button? Short jokes - What did the cop say to his belly button?

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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthdayI got my daughter a fridge for her birthday

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Root beer jokeRoot beer joke

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Why arent koalas actual bears?Why arent koalas actual bears?

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Rest in peace to boiling waterRest in peace to boiling water

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Animal jokeAnimal joke

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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

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How do you throw a space party?How do you throw a space party?

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Numbers jokeNumbers joke

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Baseball jokeBaseball joke

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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

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Math jokesMath jokes

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Why cant male ants sink?Why cant male ants sink?

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